A dime a dozen

1. I haven't forgotten about you

2. The Internet connection at my house is currently non-existent (hence the lack of posts lately), so this is being posted via email.

Hopefully it works.

3. Mayberry was a barrell full of wind and thunderstorms today. You know how I feel about the rain, so this girl was happy.

4. My older sis got engaged just over a week ago and is now planning an intimate wedding in an undisclosed backyard in roughly four months. I'm working very, very diligently on this turf for the next 17 weeks.

Dandelions, you're going DOWN!

5. My nephew loves Mr. Potato Head. How do I know this to be fact?

He refused to take a bath when he was here a few nights ago unless he had Mr. PH's pink ear the entire time.

6. Mr. Potato Head's ear does not float.

7. Neither do his arms, eyes, nose, shoes, hat or teeth.

8. Dear Playskool, please make a floating Mr. Potato Head.

9. Wait, it probably isn't meant for children under two. Or is it?

10. I'll look it up when I regain an Internet connection.

11. In the meantime, I'm gonna watch the second half of the NCAA championship.

12. I'm not rooting for UConn.